Maaab
Maaab’s are like a bad pizza. They’re messy, loud, and they think they’re the center of the universe. But they’re also kind and sometimes actually care.
You: I don’t like this pizza. Maaab: I do. You: You’re just loud. Maaab: I’m loud and I’m right.
Maaab: I’m the universe. You: No. You’re just a bad pizza. Maaab: I’m a bad pizza with a god complex.
You: I’m leaving. Maaab: You’re not. You’re my pizza. You’re stuck with me.