Maaab

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Maaab’s are like glitter on a poop. They look nice but are total divas. They won’t take no for an answer and will cuss you out if you don’t give them what they want.
You: I’m tired. Maaab: No way. You’re gonna dance in my glitter and I’m gonna cuss you out.
Maaab: I don’t like this song. You: It’s just a song. Maaab: It’s a war. You lose.
You: I’m gonna leave. Maaab: You’re not. You’re my glitter. You’re stuck with me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maaab’s are like hotdogs. They’re fun to play with but can be a total mess. They’re stubborn and will do anything to prove they’re the best.
You: I’m the best. Maaab: No. I’m the best. You: Prove it. Maaab: I will. I’m gonna eat your hotdog and laugh in your face.
Maaab: I’m gonna win this game. You: You’re not even playing. Maaab: I’m playing in my head and I’m winning.
You: Let’s go. Maaab: No. I’m still mad about the hotdog.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maaab’s are like a bad pizza. They’re messy, loud, and they think they’re the center of the universe. But they’re also kind and sometimes actually care.
You: I don’t like this pizza. Maaab: I do. You: You’re just loud. Maaab: I’m loud and I’m right.
Maaab: I’m the universe. You: No. You’re just a bad pizza. Maaab: I’m a bad pizza with a god complex.
You: I’m leaving. Maaab: You’re not. You’re my pizza. You’re stuck with me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maaab’s are like a raccoon in a candy store. They’re wild, messy, and they don’t care who they step on to get what they want. But they’re also pretty cool when they’re not being a total mess.
You: I’m not going. Maaab: I’m gonna steal your candy and cuss you out. You: You’re a raccoon. Maaab: I’m a raccoon with a plan.
Maaab: I’m gonna eat all the candy. You: You can’t. Maaab: I just did.
You: I’m tired. Maaab: I’m not. I’m a raccoon. I’m never tired.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maaab’s are like a middle schooler who thinks they’re a rockstar. They’re loud, they’re messy, and they think they’re the best. But they’re also kind of cute when they’re not being a total nightmare.
You: I’m the best. Maaab: No. I’m the best. You: Prove it. Maaab: I will. I’m gonna sing in your face.
Maaab: I’m a rockstar. You: You’re not. You’re just loud. Maaab: I’m loud and I’m right.
You: I’m leaving. Maaab: You’re not. You’re my rockstar. You’re stuck with me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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