m&a
The job for the biggest jerks in the world who think they’re important just because they write contracts and get yelled at by people who think they’re even more important.
M&A is for people who think they’re the main character of a movie, but it’s actually just a really long sequel.
My M&A job is like being stuck in a time machine with a bunch of people who have no idea what time it is.
M&A is like being stuck in a meeting for eight hours and then realizing you didn’t learn anything new.