Ma-Weldy
A golf dummy who can’t even hit a ball straight and is called a shankapotamus. They’re the reason the game has a ‘bogey’.
He hit the ball into the trees and said, 'I’m a shankapotamus.'
He missed the hole so bad, the ball went to the next course. That’s a Ma-Weldy.
He tried to swing and just shanked it. He’s a shankapotamus for life.