Ma-Weldy

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A golf loser who needs a second chance just to hit the ball straight. They’d take a mulligan over a decent meal.
My buddy shot a 20 because he took 10 mulligans. He’s a Ma-Weldy for sure.
I saw him hit the ball into the lake. He just said, 'I’ll take a mulligan.'
He missed the first three holes. His score is already 12. He’s a Ma-Weldy.
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A golf dummy who can’t even hit a ball straight and is called a shankapotamus. They’re the reason the game has a ‘bogey’.
He hit the ball into the trees and said, 'I’m a shankapotamus.'
He missed the hole so bad, the ball went to the next course. That’s a Ma-Weldy.
He tried to swing and just shanked it. He’s a shankapotamus for life.
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