MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE
What you scream when a strange cat is outside and it's giving you the side eye like it's judging your life choices
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's watching me eat breakfast like it's gonna report me
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's sitting on my car like it's my personal pet
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's knocking over my plants like it's a vandal