MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE

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What you yell when a cat that doesn't belong is hanging around your house like it owns the place
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's staring at me like it's gonna steal my soul
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's sitting on my trash can like it's a throne
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's following me to the store like it's my shadow
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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What you scream when a strange cat is outside and it's giving you the side eye like it's judging your life choices
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's watching me eat breakfast like it's gonna report me
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's sitting on my car like it's my personal pet
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's knocking over my plants like it's a vandal
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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What you shout when some random cat is outside and it's messing with your vibe like it's trying to ruin your day
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's howling at the moon like it's in a bad movie
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's sitting on my porch like it's my new roommate
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE and it's stealing my food like it's a thief
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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