I told my friend, 'I'm gonna be a famous artist.' He said, 'That's ma theory? You drew a stick man on a napkin.'

At lunch, I said, 'I'm gonna take over the world.' My sister said, 'That's ma theory? You can't even beat me at Uno.'

During a video game, I said, 'I'm gonna beat this level in one try.' My brother said, 'That's ma theory? You died five times before this.'