ma theory

My buddy said, 'You're gonna die when you see this.' I said, 'Ma theory? I'm already dead.'

At the bus stop, I told my friend, 'You look like you just got hit by a truck.' He said, 'That's ma theory? I was hit by a truck!'

During math class, I whispered, 'This is the worst day ever.' My friend said, 'That's ma theory? I've been dead since third grade.'

I told my mom, 'I invented a new language.' She said, 'That's ma theory? I've been speaking nonsense since you were born.'

At the park, I said, 'I saw a dragon.' My cousin said, 'That's ma theory? I saw you eating a whole pizza.'

In the grocery store, I said, 'This cereal is cursed.' The clerk said, 'That's ma theory? I've seen weirder things on the weekend.'

I told my friend, 'I'm gonna be a famous artist.' He said, 'That's ma theory? You drew a stick man on a napkin.'

At lunch, I said, 'I'm gonna take over the world.' My sister said, 'That's ma theory? You can't even beat me at Uno.'

During a video game, I said, 'I'm gonna beat this level in one try.' My brother said, 'That's ma theory? You died five times before this.'