Ma Shit
A black guy's favorite way to describe his thing, which is usually small, sad, and barely hanging on.
He said, 'Man, that dude's Ma Shit is like a burnt-out toaster!'
My girl's brother texted me, 'My Ma Shit is so tiny, I have to wear a sock to cover it!'
At school, I heard a guy say, 'Ma Shit!' when he saw the principal's thing.