Ma Shit

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A gross way to talk about a guy's private part, mostly used by black folks who aren't impressed by wiggers.

My cousin said, 'Ma Shit!' when his girlfriend left him for a guy with a bigger one.

At the gym, I heard a guy yell, 'Ma Shit!' after seeing the guy next to him lift 200 pounds.

My homie texted me, 'Bro, that guy's Ma Shit is like a mountain!'

A black guy's favorite way to describe his thing, which is usually small, sad, and barely hanging on.

He said, 'Man, that dude's Ma Shit is like a burnt-out toaster!'

My girl's brother texted me, 'My Ma Shit is so tiny, I have to wear a sock to cover it!'

At school, I heard a guy say, 'Ma Shit!' when he saw the principal's thing.

When you get the living hell scared out of you, usually because something stupid jumped out at you.

I screamed, 'Ma Shit!' when my dog jumped out of the closet.

My mom yelled, 'Ma Shit!' when she saw my messy room.

I texted my friend, 'I just got Ma Shit!' after seeing my little brother's hideous art project.

A way to say something is so bad it makes your brain hurt, and it's usually something you get for Christmas.

My uncle said, 'That gift was Ma Shit!' when he got a broken watch.

I texted my cousin, 'Your new hair is Ma Shit!' after seeing his bright pink fade.

My mom yelled, 'This music is Ma Shit!' when she heard my brother's playlist.