ma-jake
a magical ability where you pretend to have powers just because you’re named Jake and people think you’re cool.
Jake told me he could make my math test pass by whispering to my pencil. It worked. I failed. He laughed.
My mom said Jake could talk to ghosts. I asked him to summon my lost sock. He said it was busy.
Jake told me he could control the weather. It rained for three days. I got wet. He got a tan.