Ma and Pa Kettle
An ancient couple who think they’re the only ones who know how to drive. They make traffic jams feel personal and take forever to go anywhere.
I got stuck behind Pa Kettle for 10 minutes. He went 20 mph in a 45 zone. I wanted to honk him to death.
Ma Kettle came to a stop sign and took 3 minutes to decide whether to turn left or right.
I saw a car behind Ma Kettle. The driver had a migraine and was crying. I felt bad for him.