Ma and Pa Kettle

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#traffic nightmare #old fart #slow motion

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A grumpy old couple who make cars want to scream by driving like they’re stuck in a slow-motion nightmare. They could be stuck in traffic, or just trying to make you late for your life.

My Ma Kettle was stuck in the left lane going 15 mph. I had to swerve into a ditch to get past her.

Pa Kettle just drove through a red light because he didn’t feel like waiting. Classic.

I saw a whole line of cars behind Ma Kettle. They all looked like they were about to cry.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

An ancient couple who think they’re the only ones who know how to drive. They make traffic jams feel personal and take forever to go anywhere.

I got stuck behind Pa Kettle for 10 minutes. He went 20 mph in a 45 zone. I wanted to honk him to death.

Ma Kettle came to a stop sign and took 3 minutes to decide whether to turn left or right.

I saw a car behind Ma Kettle. The driver had a migraine and was crying. I felt bad for him.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A pair of old people who are so slow, they could be driving in a video game on the easy mode. They make you want to scream and throw your phone out the window.

I was in a hurry and got stuck behind Ma Kettle. She went 10 mph on a highway. I was mad enough to yell at her.

Pa Kettle just took 5 minutes to turn into a gas station. I was like, 'Bro, it’s just a gas station.'

I had to wait for Ma Kettle to finish her coffee before I could move. I was that mad.

by Slangipedia 8d ago