Ma and Pa Kettle
A pair of old people who are so slow, they could be driving in a video game on the easy mode. They make you want to scream and throw your phone out the window.
I was in a hurry and got stuck behind Ma Kettle. She went 10 mph on a highway. I was mad enough to yell at her.
Pa Kettle just took 5 minutes to turn into a gas station. I was like, 'Bro, it’s just a gas station.'
I had to wait for Ma Kettle to finish her coffee before I could move. I was that mad.