M82A1
This gun is so big and loud, it’s like having a whole army in your hands. It makes smoke when it shoots, which is just a fancy way of saying it’s stupid loud.
My neighbor got one. He said it’s like having a whole war in his backyard.
I tried to use it once. My ears are still ringing like a bell.
My dog ran away when it fired. He’s now hiding under my bed.