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A fancy name for a giant, loud, and expensive gun made in Tennessee. It shoots .50 BMG bullets like it’s nobody’s business.
My cousin got one for his birthday. He said it’s like having a chainsaw for your arm.
I saw it on a commercial. The guy screamed like a baby when he fired it.
My uncle called it the '50 BMG Blowjob' because it’s that good.
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The last word in being a total overkill god. One bullet to the head and you’re just a stump with no legs or a head. It’s that good.
My mom said it’s the only thing that could beat my brother’s loud mouth.
In a video game, I used it to kill 10 enemies at once. I was a legend.
My friend got hit with it. He now walks like a duck and speaks like a robot.
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This gun is so big and loud, it’s like having a whole army in your hands. It makes smoke when it shoots, which is just a fancy way of saying it’s stupid loud.
My neighbor got one. He said it’s like having a whole war in his backyard.
I tried to use it once. My ears are still ringing like a bell.
My dog ran away when it fired. He’s now hiding under my bed.
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This gun is so strong it can blow your kneecaps off. It’s a beast with a bullet that’s bigger than your brain.
My dad called it the ‘kneecap killer’ because it’s that good.
I used it in a game once. I killed my friend’s character so fast, he cried.
My teacher said it’s the only thing that could beat her loud mouth.
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