m8 Zoned
when you’re stuck with a chav who thinks being your friend is the same as being your lover and you’re just stuck with them
He still sends me texts about his ex. I’m not even mad. I’m just confused.
He tried to take me to the cinema. I said, 'Mate, I’m not your girlfriend.'
He asked me to go to the shop with him. I said, 'No. I’m just your friend.'