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#chav#friend zone#annoying

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when you’re stuck with a chav who thinks being your friend is the same as being your lover but you’re just stuck with them
My ex said he’d always be my friend. I said, 'Friend? I’d rather be your ex.'
He still texts me about his new girlfriend. I’m not even mad. I’m just annoyed.
He tried to hug me at the shop. I said, 'Mate, I don’t need a hug. I need a divorce.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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when a chav thinks being your friend is the same as being your lover, but it’s just a disaster
He still calls me every day. I don’t know why. He’s not even cute.
He tried to kiss me in the toilet. I said, 'Mate, that’s not how you do it.'
He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said, 'No. I’m just your friend.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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when you’re stuck with a chav who thinks being your friend is the same as being your lover and you’re just stuck with them
He still sends me texts about his ex. I’m not even mad. I’m just confused.
He tried to take me to the cinema. I said, 'Mate, I’m not your girlfriend.'
He asked me to go to the shop with him. I said, 'No. I’m just your friend.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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