m8 Zoned
when you’re stuck with a chav who thinks being your friend is the same as being your lover but you’re just stuck with them
My ex said he’d always be my friend. I said, 'Friend? I’d rather be your ex.'
He still texts me about his new girlfriend. I’m not even mad. I’m just annoyed.
He tried to hug me at the shop. I said, 'Mate, I don’t need a hug. I need a divorce.'