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L33T for marzipan, which is basically a nutty mess and also Homestar’s annoying hippy girlfriend, who is way too into kale.
Marzipan is l33t, but Homestar’s girlfriend is even worse.
L33T is just a fancy way to say ‘I don’t know what marzipan is.’
Marzipan is l33t, and I hate it.