M4RZ1P4N

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A smelly European snack made from nuts and sugar, like someone’s grandma tried to make a cake and failed completely.
My cousin ate marzipan and cried. It was that bad.
I got marzipan for Christmas and threw it out the window.
That marzipan is so dry it could make a desert.
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L33T for marzipan, which is basically a nutty mess and also Homestar’s annoying hippy girlfriend, who is way too into kale.
Marzipan is l33t, but Homestar’s girlfriend is even worse.
L33T is just a fancy way to say ‘I don’t know what marzipan is.’
Marzipan is l33t, and I hate it.
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A word made by kids who think they’re cool because they sit in front of a screen all day and say weird stuff like ‘M4RZ1P4N’.
My brother made up M4RZ1P4N and thinks it’s a real word.
M4RZ1P4N is just a fancy way of saying ‘I don’t know what marzipan is.’
Kids who make up words are annoying.
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L33T talk for marzipan, which is like the nickname Strong Bad gave it, and he probably got it from a weird dream.
Strong Bad called marzipan l33t, and now I can’t unsee it.
L33T is just Strong Bad’s way of being weird.
Marzipan is l33t, and I think Strong Bad is high.
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