M4MM - A guy who shows up to a gay couple’s date and immediately ta

A guy who shows up to a gay couple’s date and immediately takes the seat in the middle, like he was born for it.

I came to the date and I claimed the middle seat like it was my birthright.

I showed up and the couple didn’t even ask if I wanted to join. I just sat down.

I was the M4MM who walked in and no one even said hello.