M4MM

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A man who wants to be between two other men, preferably while they're both drunk and fighting over who gets to be the top.

Hey, I'm a M4MM. I came to the bar to get trampled by two guys who hate each other.

I'm here to be the sandwich in a gay couple's chaotic love story.

I'm the guy who got stuck between two guys who couldn't decide who was the better lover.

A man who wants to be the third wheel, but he’s okay with it because it means more drinks and less talking.

I'm a M4MM. I came to the party to be ignored and get free shots.

I’m the third guy in the relationship and I’m fine with it because I got a drink.

I showed up, they started fighting, and I left with a free beer.

A guy who shows up to a gay couple’s date and immediately takes the seat in the middle, like he was born for it.

I came to the date and I claimed the middle seat like it was my birthright.

I showed up and the couple didn’t even ask if I wanted to join. I just sat down.

I was the M4MM who walked in and no one even said hello.