M42
A massive car park that sometimes acts like a motorway. It’s got more traffic cones than a disco has glitter.
I saw a kid try to ride a scooter on M42 and got stuck behind a traffic cone.
My friend’s car got stuck on M42 because he thought it was a motorway. He was wrong.
M42 is like a parking lot for traffic cones and lorry drivers who don’t know where they’re going.