M42

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A giant parking lot near Birmingham and Tamworth. It’s so big it could be a motorway if it wasn’t so full of traffic cones and drunk drivers.
I drove through M42 and got lost because it looked like a parking lot for trucks.
My uncle parked his lorry on M42 and forgot to move it. Now it’s a landmark.
I tried to use M42 as a shortcut and ended up stuck behind a traffic cone for 20 minutes.
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A massive car park that sometimes acts like a motorway. It’s got more traffic cones than a disco has glitter.
I saw a kid try to ride a scooter on M42 and got stuck behind a traffic cone.
My friend’s car got stuck on M42 because he thought it was a motorway. He was wrong.
M42 is like a parking lot for traffic cones and lorry drivers who don’t know where they’re going.
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A huge parking lot near Birmingham that’s also used as a motorway. It’s got more traffic cones than a football pitch has goals.
I got stuck on M42 because I thought it was a motorway. It wasn’t. It was a parking lot for lorrys.
My mom’s car got stuck on M42 because she didn’t know it was a parking lot.
I saw a guy park his car on M42 and it blocked the whole thing. Classic.
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