m4
A tiny, short-barreled gun that cops and soldiers use to blow people up close. It’s got attachments like lasers and grenade launchers. It’s basically a butt hole blaster.
"The cop pulled out his M4 and blasted the robber through the wall. The robber was screaming like a baby.", @CopFanatic
"My uncle got an M4 and now he thinks he’s a soldier. He’s not. He’s a loudmouth.", @UncleHater
"The M4 came with a laser and a grenade launcher. I thought it was cool until I blew up my mom’s car.", @CoolGunFail