m4

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A tiny gun that cops and soldiers use to shoot people up close and make them scream like a girl.
"I saw the cop pull out his M4 and blast the kid through the window. It was like a cartoon.", @GunFan4Life
"My brother got an M4 for his birthday and immediately shot my goldfish. It was a tragic moment.", @BrotherHater
"The M4 is the only thing that can stop my uncle from yelling at the pizza delivery guy.", @PizzaHater2000
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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The go-to weapon in video games. Everyone thinks they’re a soldier just because they can shoot a baddie in the face.
"My 10-year-old cousin thinks he’s a Navy SEAL just because he can shoot a baddie in the face with an M4 in Call of Duty.", @VideoGameBro
"I play video games for 10 hours a day. Now I think I can shoot a real person. I was wrong.", @GamerRealist
"I spent $300 on an M4 just so I can look cool in Fortnite.", @FortniteFool
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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The reason every teenage boy thinks he knows everything about guns and how to shoot them properly.
"My brother thinks he’s a Navy SEAL because he saw an M4 in a movie. He can’t even shoot a real gun.", @BrotherHater
"I asked my dad what an M4 was. He said, 'It’s a gun.' I said, 'I know that.'", @DumbKid123
"My friend tried to explain the M4 to me. I fell asleep.", @SleepyStudent
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A tiny, short-barreled gun that cops and soldiers use to blow people up close. It’s got attachments like lasers and grenade launchers. It’s basically a butt hole blaster.
"The cop pulled out his M4 and blasted the robber through the wall. The robber was screaming like a baby.", @CopFanatic
"My uncle got an M4 and now he thinks he’s a soldier. He’s not. He’s a loudmouth.", @UncleHater
"The M4 came with a laser and a grenade launcher. I thought it was cool until I blew up my mom’s car.", @CoolGunFail
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A small gun that shoots 5.56mm bullets. It’s not as good as the M16A2 but it’s still a pain in the ass.
"The M4 is like the M16A2’s little brother. It’s not as good, but it’s still annoying.", @GunBro
"I got an M4 and thought it was cool. Then I realized it only works up to 75 yards.", @GunHater
"My brother got an M4 and said it was better than the M16A2. I said, 'You’re a dumbass.'", @BrotherHater2000
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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One of the worst guns ever made. It’s a pain in the ass to use and it doesn’t work as well as it should.
"The M4 is the worst gun ever. It doesn’t even work half the time.", @GunHater
"My uncle got an M4 and it broke after one use. He was screaming.", @UncleHater
"I got an M4 and it shot my goldfish. I was very upset.", @GoldfishHater
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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