m4
A tiny gun that cops and soldiers use to shoot people up close and make them scream like a girl.
"I saw the cop pull out his M4 and blast the kid through the window. It was like a cartoon.", @GunFan4Life
"My brother got an M4 for his birthday and immediately shot my goldfish. It was a tragic moment.", @BrotherHater
"The M4 is the only thing that can stop my uncle from yelling at the pizza delivery guy.", @PizzaHater2000