m3th
M3th is when you brag about your math skills, but you still can't count to 10 without help.
He said, 'I'm not M3th, I just have a bad day.' I said, 'You're M3th, you can't even count.'
She said, 'I’m not M3th, I just got distracted.' I said, 'You’re M3th, you’re always distracted.'
He said, 'I'm not M3th, I just had a brain fart.' I said, 'You're M3th, you had 3 brain farts.'