m3th

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M3th is when you act like you're the king of math, but you still can't do long division without crying.

My math teacher called me M3th because I failed the test and blamed the calculator.

He said, 'You're M3th, you can't even do fractions!' I said, 'I can too!' I lied.

She texted me: 'You're M3th again. I’m giving you a zero.' I texted back: 'You’re just weak.'

M3th is when you think you're smart, but you can't even figure out how many pizzas you need for the group.

At the party, I said, 'I'm not M3th, I just forgot the numbers.' No one believed me.

He tried to order 10 pizzas for 3 people. I called him M3th.

I asked, 'How many pizzas do we need?' He said, 'I don't know, I'm M3th.'

M3th is when you brag about your math skills, but you still can't count to 10 without help.

He said, 'I'm not M3th, I just have a bad day.' I said, 'You're M3th, you can't even count.'

She said, 'I’m not M3th, I just got distracted.' I said, 'You’re M3th, you’re always distracted.'

He said, 'I'm not M3th, I just had a brain fart.' I said, 'You're M3th, you had 3 brain farts.'

M3th is when you're too lazy to do the math, but you still blame everyone else for your mistakes.

He didn't do his homework and said, 'I'm not M3th, I just forgot.' I said, 'You're M3th, you forgot 5 times.'

She said, 'I'm not M3th, I just had a bad day.' I said, 'You're M3th, you had 10 bad days.'

He said, 'I'm not M3th, I just had a brain fart.' I said, 'You're M3th, you had 20 brain farts.'

M3th is when you think you're a genius, but you still can't do simple math without a calculator.

He said, 'I'm not M3th, I just need a calculator.' I said, 'You're M3th, you need 5 calculators.'

She said, 'I’m not M3th, I just need time.' I said, 'You're M3th, you need a lifetime.'

He said, 'I'm not M3th, I just need help.' I said, 'You're M3th, you need 100 help.'