m3phix
M3phix is what happens when your brain gets high on magic and your nose gets high on glue. It’s your go-to drug when you’re too lazy to do your chores and too dumb to know what you’re doing.
"I took my m3phix and now my dog is singing opera."
"My m3phix is a drink that tastes like vomit and hope."
"If I don’t get my m3phix, I’ll cry in the shower like a baby."