m3phix

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M3phix is what your brain needs after sniffing glue and crying in the corner. It’s like your personal drug dealer, and it’s usually something that makes you see rainbows or think your neighbor is a dancing alien.
"I need my m3phix before I can handle this math test."
"Why do you keep eating glitter? That’s your m3phix."
"My m3phix is a neon drink that tastes like regret."
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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M3phix is the drug that makes you believe your toaster is talking to you. It’s what ravers use to forget they’re ugly and what LANers use to pretend they’re not stuck in their mom’s basement.
"My m3phix is a purple pill that makes me think I’m a superhero."
"I took my m3phix and now my walls are moving."
"Don’t touch my m3phix, or I’ll throw my cereal at you."
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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M3phix is what happens when your brain gets high on magic and your nose gets high on glue. It’s your go-to drug when you’re too lazy to do your chores and too dumb to know what you’re doing.
"I took my m3phix and now my dog is singing opera."
"My m3phix is a drink that tastes like vomit and hope."
"If I don’t get my m3phix, I’ll cry in the shower like a baby."
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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