m3phix
M3phix is the drug that makes you believe your toaster is talking to you. It’s what ravers use to forget they’re ugly and what LANers use to pretend they’re not stuck in their mom’s basement.
"My m3phix is a purple pill that makes me think I’m a superhero."
"I took my m3phix and now my walls are moving."
"Don’t touch my m3phix, or I’ll throw my cereal at you."