M2G2F8 - A half-baked hacker who thinks they're Einstein, but really

A half-baked hacker who thinks they're Einstein, but really just a brain-dead goat that got hit by a bus.

Hey bro, I just hacked the school's Wi-Fi... I think.

I wrote a virus that crashes your phone... once.

I tried to hack the internet and just got a pop-up ad.