Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A half-baked hacker who thinks they're Einstein, but really just a brain-dead goat that got hit by a bus.

Hey bro, I just hacked the school's Wi-Fi... I think.

I wrote a virus that crashes your phone... once.

I tried to hack the internet and just got a pop-up ad.

2

A kid who thinks they're the next big thing, but they can't even spell 'algorithm' without looking it up.

I’m gonna be a billionare by 15... maybe.

I tried to code a robot... it just blinked at me.

My ‘hacker’ status is just a lie I tell my mom.

3

A hacker who’s so bad, they make a computer cry just by looking at it.

I tried to hack the principal’s account... he got a call from the FBI.

My code is so broken, it’s like a broken toaster with a death wish.

I tried to run a virus... it just said ‘no’.

4

A programmer who thinks they’re elite, but they can’t even tell a for loop from a donut.

I’m gonna change the world... with a basic calculator.

I tried to code a game... it just crashed.

I wrote a program that just says ‘hello’... and that’s it.

5

A wannabe hacker who’s so clueless, they think a firewall is a type of pizza.

I hacked the internet... with a pizza slice.

I tried to break into a server... it just said ‘you’re not a pizza’.

I don’t know what a firewall is... but I’m still a hacker.

6

A hacker who’s so bad, they make even the simplest code look like a broken mess.

I wrote a program that just says ‘error’... and that’s it.

My code is so broken, it’s like a broken robot with a death wish.

I tried to run a script... it just screamed at me.