M1
A gun. Also a tank. Also a bazooka. Also a rifle. It’s like the military’s version of a multi-tool, but way more deadly.
My brother said, ‘I want an M1!’ I said, ‘You already have one. It’s called your mom.’
I saw a guy with an M1. He looked like a superhero. I looked like a baby.
The teacher said, ‘You all are M1s now!’ I said, ‘We are not. We’re just kids with guns.’