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The main highway in England. It’s like a highway on weekdays, but by Friday afternoon, it’s just a sea of angry drivers trying to get home before their kids start screaming.
I got stuck on the M1 for three hours because some idiot tried to change lanes without looking.
The M1 is the only place where traffic jams are considered a sport.
My dad yelled, ‘I’m not going to London again if it takes me six hours to get there!’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A junkie who lives in the back of a bus, eats chips for breakfast, and still thinks they’re cool.
My cousin is an M1. He’s been high for 12 years and still doesn’t know where he lives.
That guy at the train station? He’s an M1. He eats pizza boxes for dinner.
My mom says I’m becoming an M1 because I live on candy and video games.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A word soldiers use for anything that fights. It’s like saying ‘thing’ but way more aggressive.
The enemy was an M1. We had to fight it with a stick and a bottle of beer.
The tank was an M1. It was scary, but I still charged at it.
The enemy yelled, ‘You’re all M1s! We’re gonna crush you like bugs!’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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That’s not true! The M1 is just a letter and a number. But if you don’t believe me, ask the M1 Thompson or the M1 Bazooka.
My teacher said, ‘M1 is just a designation!’ I said, ‘What about the M1 Garand?’
I told my dad, ‘M1 is just a number!’ He said, ‘You’re a fool. You should’ve listened to me.’
My friend said, ‘M1 is fake!’ I said, ‘M1 is real. I’ve seen it in battle.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A rapper who raps about revolution and still manages to make his songs sound like a bunch of nonsense.
My brother listens to M1. He says it’s the best music ever. I say it’s the worst.
At the concert, M1 said, ‘We’re gonna take over the world!’ I said, ‘You’re gonna take over my playlist.’
M1 raps so loud, the neighbors called the police.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A gun. Also a tank. Also a bazooka. Also a rifle. It’s like the military’s version of a multi-tool, but way more deadly.
My brother said, ‘I want an M1!’ I said, ‘You already have one. It’s called your mom.’
I saw a guy with an M1. He looked like a superhero. I looked like a baby.
The teacher said, ‘You all are M1s now!’ I said, ‘We are not. We’re just kids with guns.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A rifle used by American soldiers in World War II. It had 8 shots, but only if you emptied the whole clip.
My grandpa used the M1 Garand in the war. He said it was the best gun ever. I said it was the loudest.
My teacher said, ‘The M1 Garand has 8 shots!’ I said, ‘You only get 8 shots? That’s not fair!’
The M1 Carbine was like a mini rifle. It was good for small fights.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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