M0ther
A guy who looks like he came out of a Fabio ad but has the personality of a wet sock and hits on drunk fat chicks just for fun.
M0ther asked my mom out. She said 'no' and then asked him if he knew what a real Fabio was.
At the party, M0ther tried to flirt with my cousin. She just walked away.
M0ther: 'I'm not hitting on her, I'm just living my dream.'