M0ther

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A fake Fabio who hits on drunk fat chicks when no one is looking and probably doesn't even know what a real Fabio is.

Hey M0ther, you still drunk enough to take me home?

M0ther tried to flirt with my aunt. She just stared at him like he was a bad pizza.

M0ther: 'I’m not hitting on her, I’m just making a business move.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A guy who looks like Fabio but smells like a garbage can and thinks he's the main character of a bad 80s movie.

M0ther walked into the bar and immediately started talking to the waitress like she was his long lost love.

I saw M0ther trying to charm a waitress. She just laughed and gave him a free drink.

M0ther: 'I’m not a fake Fabio, I’m a *legend*.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A guy who looks like he came out of a Fabio ad but has the personality of a wet sock and hits on drunk fat chicks just for fun.

M0ther asked my mom out. She said 'no' and then asked him if he knew what a real Fabio was.

At the party, M0ther tried to flirt with my cousin. She just walked away.

M0ther: 'I'm not hitting on her, I'm just living my dream.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A guy who thinks he’s Fabio but smells like a trash can and hits on drunk fat chicks just because he’s got nothing better to do.

M0ther tried to chat up my neighbor. She just gave him a look and walked away.

M0ther walked into the bar and immediately asked the bartender for a drink and a compliment.

M0ther: 'I’m not fake, I’m just *enhanced*.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A guy who looks like Fabio but acts like a jerk and hits on drunk fat chicks just because he's got a bad personality and nothing better to do.

M0ther tried to flirt with my sister. She just rolled her eyes and said 'I’ve seen worse.'

M0ther walked into the restaurant and immediately asked the waitress if she was single.

M0ther: 'I'm not fake, I’m just *realer*.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A guy who looks like Fabio but smells like a garbage truck and hits on drunk fat chicks just to prove that he's the main character of his own bad movie.

M0ther walked into the club and immediately started talking to the DJ like they were soulmates.

M0ther tried to hit on my mom. She just said 'You’re not Fabio.'

M0ther: 'I’m not fake, I’m just *original*.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago