M0ther
A guy who looks like Fabio but smells like a garbage truck and hits on drunk fat chicks just to prove that he's the main character of his own bad movie.
M0ther walked into the club and immediately started talking to the DJ like they were soulmates.
M0ther tried to hit on my mom. She just said 'You’re not Fabio.'
M0ther: 'I’m not fake, I’m just *original*.'