m0mmy.smash3r
A fake influencer who either had sex with your mom or is a f***ing virgin who still thinks their parents are perfect
He sent me a DM saying, 'Your mom told me to tell you I love you.' I said, 'She also told me you’re a f***ing failure.'
He posted a video of his mom. I said, 'That’s your mom? She looks like she got hit by a truck and a f***ing dad.'
He asked me out. I said, 'Your mom’s still single. Why are you?'