m0mmy.smash3r

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A poser TikTok kid who probably knocked up your mom or is a clueless virgin who still cries when their parents fight

My mom said she saw him at the mall. I said, 'That’s your kid? He looks like a f***ing loser.'

He asked me for my number. I said, 'You’re the reason my mom got a second job.'

He posted a video of his mom crying. I said, 'That’s your mom? She looks like she just got f***ed by life.'

A fake influencer who either had sex with your mom or is a f***ing virgin who still thinks their parents are perfect

He sent me a DM saying, 'Your mom told me to tell you I love you.' I said, 'She also told me you’re a f***ing failure.'

He posted a video of his mom. I said, 'That’s your mom? She looks like she got hit by a truck and a f***ing dad.'

He asked me out. I said, 'Your mom’s still single. Why are you?'

A fake TikTok star who either seduced your mom or is a total f***ing dweeb who still thinks their parents are cool

He told me his mom followed him. I said, 'She must be f***ed up.'

He posted a video of his mom laughing. I said, 'That’s your mom? She looks like she’s been f***ed over.'

He asked me why my mom didn’t follow him. I said, 'Because she’s still trying to f***ing survive.'