m00on
M00ons are the thing that keeps cows from exploding. But if you mess with them, you’re gonna get a fireball and some really bad milk.
My cow exploded because it ran out of m00ons. It was awesome.
My neighbor’s cow went boom and now the whole street smells like milk and fire.
I tried to steal my cow’s m00ons and now I have a burn on my face.