m00on

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M00ons are like the tiny bits of magic that turn cows into actual cows. If you took all the m00ons out, the cow would be nothing but a sad pile of meat.
My uncle said his cow turned into a vampire because it ran out of m00ons.
I asked my teacher if cows had m00ons and she said, 'Yes, but they’re really bad at sharing.'
My neighbor’s cow exploded because it was too full of m00ons.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Cows don’t eat grass. They steal it. And then they throw it up at night because grass tastes like regret and bad decisions.
My cow threw up grass on my mom’s new car. She was not happy.
I saw a cow throw up grass in the middle of the road. It was like a crime scene.
My cow threw up grass on my math test. I failed.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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M00ons are the reason cows don’t get killed. They have nuclear fusion going on in there. It’s like a tiny sun inside a cow. And it’s probably why they poop so much.
My brother said his cow had a nuclear meltdown and now it just poops fire.
I think my cow is a nuclear reactor. It goes boom every time it poops.
My cow has a sun inside it. I saw it glow in the dark.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Cows know the secret. They use m00ons to power themselves. Humans would be like, 'What the hell is this?' if they found out.
My cow told me humans would be mad if they knew about m00ons.
I overheard my cow whispering secrets to the grass.
My cow said humans would kill it if they knew it had m00ons.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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M00ons are the thing that keeps cows from exploding. But if you mess with them, you’re gonna get a fireball and some really bad milk.
My cow exploded because it ran out of m00ons. It was awesome.
My neighbor’s cow went boom and now the whole street smells like milk and fire.
I tried to steal my cow’s m00ons and now I have a burn on my face.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Cows don’t eat grass. They eat it, then throw it up at night. And you know what’s worse than grass? Shit.
My cow threw up grass on my shoes. Now I have to wear socks to school.
I saw my cow throw up grass in the middle of the park.
My cow threw up grass and then pooped. That’s the worst.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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