m00on - Cows don’t eat grass. They eat it, then throw it up at night

Cows don’t eat grass. They eat it, then throw it up at night. And you know what’s worse than grass? Shit.

My cow threw up grass on my shoes. Now I have to wear socks to school.

I saw my cow throw up grass in the middle of the park.

My cow threw up grass and then pooped. That’s the worst.