M0
Me 0 - Life 1 is just a fancy way of saying ‘life’s giving me the worst grade ever and I’m too tired to fight back.’
Me 0 - Life 1. I got fired, my dog ran away, and my mom is yelling at me again.
Me 0 - Life 1. I just failed my math test and my crush ignored my text.
Me 0 - Life 1. My alarm clock broke, my coffee is cold, and my socks are missing.