M0

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A guy who’s so calm he could probably take a bullet in the head and still whisper ‘you’re welcome’ to the shooter. He’s the type of person who’d help you out even if you just tried to steal his lunch money.
Yo M0, you’re like a zen master with a football. Just stay cool, man.
M0 walks into a room and immediately everyone else starts sweating.
M0 is the only one who didn’t flip out when the pizza was late.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Me 0 - Life 1 is just a fancy way of saying ‘life’s giving me the worst grade ever and I’m too tired to fight back.’
Me 0 - Life 1. I got fired, my dog ran away, and my mom is yelling at me again.
Me 0 - Life 1. I just failed my math test and my crush ignored my text.
Me 0 - Life 1. My alarm clock broke, my coffee is cold, and my socks are missing.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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M0 Salah is the GOAT, the king of the pitch, and the only person who could make a broken leg look like a fashion statement. He’s from Egypt, he plays for Liverpool, and he’s going to win the Golden Boot so hard your head will spin.
M0 Salah is the best, and no one can deny it. Even the moon stares at him in awe.
Salah is like a superhero with a football. He scores goals and makes people cry happy tears.
M0 Salah is the reason why I stay up late watching football. He’s that good.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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