M Wise
He tried to be a UFC fighter but got kicked out for doing a wet willy on Jack Black. Then he tried to be Charlie Brown but got kicked out for punching puppies.
He tried to be a UFC fighter and got kicked out for a wet willy. That’s not a move, that’s a crime.
He tried to be Charlie Brown and punched puppies. That’s not a Christmas special, that’s a horror movie.
Mason Wise: got kicked out of the UFC for a wet willy, got kicked out of the Christmas special for punching puppies. That’s a real life.