M Wise

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Mason Wise was a kid who lived on Kangaroo Island and thought dandelions were better than sex. His grandma gave him a Grammy for a stupid book about dandelions.
Yo, I just read about this guy who got a Grammy for dandelions. What’s wrong with you people?
This kid thought dandelions were better than getting laid. What’s next, a Grammy for farts?
Mason Wise: 10/10, got a Grammy for dandelions, I got a D for life.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He tried to be on The Jetsons but failed so hard, they all died. Then he fell into a volcano and got a girlfriend who turned out to be dead.
He tried to be on The Jetsons and killed everyone. Classic Mason Wise.
He fell into a volcano and got a dead girlfriend. That’s not a dating app, that’s a curse.
He had a dead girlfriend and a monkey that told him to write a stupid song. What’s next, a monkey ex?
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He tried to be a UFC fighter but got kicked out for doing a wet willy on Jack Black. Then he tried to be Charlie Brown but got kicked out for punching puppies.
He tried to be a UFC fighter and got kicked out for a wet willy. That’s not a move, that’s a crime.
He tried to be Charlie Brown and punched puppies. That’s not a Christmas special, that’s a horror movie.
Mason Wise: got kicked out of the UFC for a wet willy, got kicked out of the Christmas special for punching puppies. That’s a real life.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He stole gold from his best friend’s wife for $7.48, a free taco, and a date with the Six Flags old guy. Then the old guy stole his taco.
Stole gold for $7.48, a free taco, and a date. Then the old guy took the taco. That’s a real life.
He stole gold, got $7.48, a taco, and a date. Then the old guy stole the taco. What’s next, a taco thief?
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He saw a dandelion and remembered how much he loved them, so he wrote a book that sold millions. Then he realized he had a rabbit named Mr. Ralphie.
He saw a dandelion, remembered how much he loved them, and wrote a book that sold millions. Then he got a rabbit. What’s next, a rabbit book?
He saw a dandelion, wrote a book, sold millions, and got a rabbit. That’s not a life, that’s a story.
He saw a dandelion and remembered how much he loved them. That’s not a memory, that’s a miracle.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He lives in St. Louis with Mr. Ralphie and is working on a sequel called Dandelion Hoppings 2: Plunder! He probably won’t finish it.
He lives in St. Louis with a rabbit and is working on a sequel. That’s not a life, that’s a plan.
He lives with a rabbit and is working on a sequel. That’s not a book, that’s a dream.
He lives in St. Louis with a rabbit and is working on a sequel. That’s not a life, that’s a plan.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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